News Archive

Boob Cruise

We are applying to Creative Scotland Touring Fund



Right Lines presented its latest show “Man Shed” at the Edinburgh Fringe.


Right Lines are releasing episodes of Morrison’s Van. Available here

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

We have opened a Tee Shirt shop with TeeMill to offer Exclusive Right Lines Tee Shirt

Euan visits the Adelaide Fringe thanks to Eden Court Theatre and Cinema. The Touring Network. Findhorn Bay Arts.

Who Bares Wins Gets a mention in The Touring Networks new mini-film

The Isle of Love

The  tour completed – with great feedback from audiences and several sell-out performances.

A big thank you to everyone who came along.


“Absolutely brilliant. So feel-good. Touching and funny. Wonderful songs, wonderful Adam!”

“Excellent music and performances from a multi-talented cast. Good concept and story!”


“Great script. We’re fans of the songs so all weaved together wonderfully.”


The Isle of Love in May/June 2018.

 (tour completed)

We worked in association with Eden Court on this project – and  our tour sponsor is The Isle of Harris Distillery –
This is the project developed with Randolph’s Leap and the wonderful Adam Ross!

More news here!

See videos of our  rehearsed reading at Eden Court of our current work in development The Isle of Love

Successful Tour of Charity Begins completed. See details here

Right Lines and SEPA are award winning team!

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The Isle of Love Project

See videos of our recent  rehearsed reading at Eden Court of our current work in development The Isle of Love


We are excited to announce that Right Lines has been shortlisted for an Arts & Business Award for our collaboration with SEPA on Rapid Departure – in 2 categories!

Innovation sponsored by Black Light

This category recognises a partnership that by combining the expertise and resources of both partners has resulted in the development of pioneering and transformative digital, technological, artistic or educational output for the cultural organisation.


This category recognises a partnership that has used the power of culture to engage with and educate people in Scotland’s communities, evidencing the contribution that culture can make to improve health, wellbeing, confidence and quality of life.

We are very pleased to announce that Creative Scotland has  awarded Right Lines funding to collaborate with Glasgow based band Randolph’s Leap! Over the next few months, we will be working with band lyricist Adam Ross to research and develop a new theatre show. With luck (and a few more funding applications…) this will lead to the first ever Scottish indie-pop juke box musical!
Please see


RAPID DEPARTURE -The interactive comedy from Right Lines

Successful tour of Scotland Feb – March 2016


Latest release on the Hi-wireless platform is Border Control

A teenage couple break down on the Scotland/England border on Referendum Night.  She’s Scottish and he’s English and they’ve run away from their families to get married, as she is pregnant.  Against the backdrop of the evolving momentous political drama, the couple become a metaphor for how the past and future collide.  Border Control is written by Dave Smith and stars Ewan Donald and Helen MacKay.  It is produced by Amanda Millen and directed by Alan de Pellette.

Check it out at  HI-WIRELESS


News Update – 

Buy Distilling Whisky Kisses, the book about the show at our online shop here

 Special Offer on “Distilling Whisky Kisses”….buy the book for only £5.00 and get free Whisky kisses souvenir tea towel!

**** 4 Star review Herald

“…rollicking musical” “…big showbiz-styled production” “…fabulously well drilled ensemble” “…a gloriously idealistic toast to the power of community”   Neil Cooper 26th May 2014.


News Update – 23rd April 2014: 

“I will certainly be opening one of my finest 1968 Malts and saying slàinte on your opening night! With best wishes.” Cameron Mackintosh”

We were absolutely delighted to receive permission today to share this personal message from Sir Cameron.  Think that merits a dram in the Whisky Kisses camp tonight!

The 2014 PFT Summer Season cast at Edradour Distillery, Pitlochry

The PFT Ensemble undertake some research in preparation for Whisky Kisses!

 All the latest developments from Right Lines Productions….

New Flyer with all Whisky Kisses performance dates released – March 2014

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The Summer Season Banners have gone up at PFT

   The Summer Season Banner at Pitlochry Festival Theatre

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Pitlochry Festival Theatre

Pitlochry  Perthshire  Scotland  PH16 5DR

Box Office – Tel: 01796 484626  To book online –  

 NB: Tickets for the first night of Whisky Kisses – Friday 23rd May – are going very well.  Also, the first two matinee performances of the show are almost sold out!  Book Now! 


Audience Feedback on Be Silent or Be Killed –

“A very moving experience.  A powerful story which drew us in completely.  Both frightening and thought-provoking.  Nothing can beat live theatre with such professional actors and writers.  Fantastic!” 5 *****

For more audience comments, see the Be Silent page.


Inverness Courier

Annals of The Edinburgh Stage

The Scotsman

The Herald

Check out Hi-Wireless page for new online radio writing opportunity

‘Smathsin, the interactive online Gaelic comic, created by Right Lines and produced by Storlaan is now available at

From the Archives


Morrison’s Van is an online Highland whodunit set in the murky world of mobile retail.  Dod Morrison has taken on a reluctant work experience student and is all set to pass on his wealth of experience in the travelling grocery business.  But the first visit of the day to his most loyal customer Dot Cunningham is not the usual banter and barter…  How could she have fallen?  Or perhaps what could have befallen her…?

Morrison’s Van – episode 1.  Thursday 1st December 2011.  Visit

Excerpts from our Press Release…

“With this new production, we are definitely following a route not previously travelled.  It’s an online radio serial which will be released in four parts on consecutive days: 1st – 4th December 2011.”

“We have developed a strong following in Scotland with our comedy productions which have toured extensively across the country.  However, this time we thought we would extend the service by bringing our comedy products right into people’s homes.  Hopefully folk will enjoy this personal touch!  Of course, Morrison’s Van also gives us the opportunity to develop a world-wide audience for the first time.”

Recorded at Findhorn’s Acorn Audio Studio, the four-parter stars Right Lines regulars Ron Emslie (Whisky Kisses, Watching Bluebottles, Who Bares Wins), Helen Mackay (Accidental Death), Jackie Goode (Illicit, Great Tartan Haggis of Tooriebrochan) and Garry Collins (Tooriebrochan and who recently starred in Blood From a Stone.) Elgin actor Morna Young joins the company for the first time.  Morrison’s Van has been funded by HIE and HI-Arts and will be launched on the Northings website –

If you are unable to “attend” the world premiere of Morrison’s Van on 1st December, worry not.  The serial, written by Euan Martin and Dave Smith and directed by James Bryce, will be available to download at any time following the initial release dates.

All episodes are available via the links below.  Simply copy the link and paste into your browser.
Morrison’s Van is also available to download from itunes absolutely free!  Just go to itunes, click on Podcast section, enter Morrison’s Van in the search box and all episodes should appear.  Select each episode and download to your PC, Mac, ipad, ipod, laptop or smartphone!

Morrison’s Van is the final section of the Hi-Wireless project which has been running since June 2011.  Thanks to funding from Highland Council’s Literature Fund, Right Lines curated a new writing project for online radio plays.   Five Highland writers were commissioned to deliver five 10 minute radio plays.  These were all recorded at Acorn Audio Studio, Findhorn and released online monthly. All five plays are still available to listen to and download.

Hi-Wireless our new on-line radio drama platform is available here

Other News….

We are applying to Creative Scotland for funding for  a new piece entitled Funeral Party.

And as ever, we have numerous projects, plans and ideas in various stages of development awaiting funding, commission, investment or gratuitous financial support.  Please get in touch!